Book reviews from Nick Howes...I read a lot although not fast enough to keep up with the stacks I have in my apartment. My interests are far-ranging and in time I delve into many fields. Hope you find my reviews of my latest helpful.
SILVER SCREAM, David J. Schow, ed., 1988, Tor Books, 500 pp.
The common theme in this anthology is the movies. The settings range from Hollywood backlot to broken down movie theaters and drive-ins with plenty in between. Ranging from sweet to brutal, balanced between stories of the supernatural and of psychological horror, featuring works from Robert Bloch, Clive Barker, Ramsey Campbell, Robert R. McCammon, F. Paul Wilson, and others, complete with an introduction by Texas Chainsaw Massacre director Tobe Hooper.
In Robert Bloch's much-reprinted "The Movie People," a Hollywood extra discovers a unique access to life after death in a sweet story that only the narrator finds unsettling while another tale focuses on a rural outdoor theater taken over by a bunch of slimy Christian theme park developers who discover it has a lethal soul of its own which they trigger. Then there's the movie serial hero Green Falcon, now an old man, maybe losing his grip as he chases a serial killer...who he might be unlucky enough to find. A dying killer secretly holes up in an old movie theater his soul becomes the deadly catalyst which acts out the emotions of countless past patrons.
These were anong my favorites stories. Many in this book are good, a couple I didn't get, a few I didn't care for. Par for the course in a collection. Certainly the theme is a natural for a true movie buff.
If you come across this book, it's worth a read-through. Not for kids, though. There are some sexual situations, but primarily, some of the stories get pretty strong with their imagery.
In "Danse Macabre," Stephen King wrote that everybody dies and horror stories focus often on the good death versus the bad death. The bad death falls into the "it could be worse" department. And some of these guys die bad. So be warned.
IRON EYES: MY LIFE AS A HOLLYWOOD INDIAN, Iron Eyes Cody, 1982, 290 pp hardcover, Random House
One of the more enjoyable Hollywood biographies I've read in many a day as told by Iron Eyes Cody. Cody is best known for the most famous public service announcement of all time in which, amid a littered landscape, the camera closes in to a lone Indian and a single tear trickling from his right eye.
The Oklahoma Cherokee appeared in numerous movies from the silent era up to his death. His favorite roles were in Stagecoach, Sitting Bull in which he played Crazy Horse, and A Man Called Horse in which he played a medicine man. Westerns began in the silent era. When sound came in, Westerns created recording problems and A-picture Westerns were abandoned. Instead, the low-budget Poverty Row studios rented some horses, threw together a script, went out to Juarez Rocks north of Los Angeles and filmed a movie to which they often added the sound later.
His early silent movie work included touring with a popular wild west show put together by a movie star. In later years, he also toured an act involving Hopi snake dance rituals with the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus.
In Hollywood, Cody was in charge of hiring Indian extras for the moviemakers in the early years, a job inherited from his dad. Unlike his father, he insisted on authenticity in customs and costuming, leading at one point to a confrontation with tyrannical C.B. DeMille.
Among the stories he tells in this book about the extras he hired was one from the late 1940's, involving a laborer he found on a WPA ditch-digging crew....former Olympian Jim Thorpe, stripped of his medals because of a short period when he played professional sports. Iron Eyes helped get the famed Indian athlete back in the limelight, sportswriters voted him athlete of the century, and moviemakers planning a movie biography snubbed him by denying any role in the process. While the movie was filmed (and tanked), Iron Eyes organized a traveling football team made up of Indians under Thorpe's leadership. The Indian athlete was back in his element, training, toughening, dropping weight, and mowing down football players, playing right up until laid low by cancer which Iron Eyes found he'd been battling for six years.
Cody was a close friend of John Wayne whose fans will find interesting new material about the Duke's career from the beginning. There's also plenty of information about another close friend, Gary Cooper, anecdotes about callous but ever-charming Errol Flynn (who ill-advisedly challenged Jim Thorpe to a fight in a bar then hired him), Roy Rogers (Cody was talked into featuring his band at the end of a Los Angeles radio show called he and his wife hosted "The Lone Indian"), William Randolph Hearst (Cody was a frequent guest at the Hearst castle), Ward Bond, John Ford, Howard Hughes, Paulette Goddard, and more.
Cody even spends some time on a couple people who often showed up at Gower Gulch, at the intersection of Sunset and Gower Street, the "cultural" center of the Poverty Row studios. Here producers, stuntmen, producers, cowboys looking for work as extras, the occasional name actor, salesmen, hustlers, and other characters hung out.
Among these characters Cody writes about were elderly Wyatt Earp whose most notable trait was his silence on his Tombstone experiences -- Cody says he tried to discuss it-- and Northfield Raid bank-robber Emmett Dalton ("We jus' wanted to git our names in the headlines. Like them James Brothers.") Both of them were used by the movies for their names.
Naturally, Cody throughout discusses his own life and career, starting when he was 13 when he was first hired for a silent Western being filmed on his father's ranch. From there he found his way to Hollywood where Westerns had a niche in the celluloid market. Cody talks about his drinking and womanizing, and his less-than-smooth courtship of his wife, a leery archeologist named Birdie. There was his later WWII shipyard undercover work where he reported on sabotage and his later friendship with doomed Iwo Jima flag raiser Ira Hayes.
Cody's autobiography is long out-of-print but worth looking up. Check Amazon and Half.com. Also, investigate Inter Library Loan. Anyone with a taste for stories about Golden Age Hollywood or the role of Native Americans on film will enjoy this book.
Cody also wrote at least one other book on Indian sign language (I know, I sold one through my used book business.)
Ranks of Bronze/David Drake (1986). Paperback.
An alien merchant empire acquires a legion of Roman soldiers, the best soldiers who ever lived, to fight its battles on low-technology worlds, as dictated by their civil leadership. The Romans survived the historical massacre of Crassus in the eastern reaches of the Empire.
Gaius Vibulenas is a 17-year-old tribune who fights an unending series of battles for the alien masters. With Clodious Afer, his grizzled veteran noncommissioned officer, they prove themselves time and again, even as their numbers are slowly reduced, even with the incredible efforts of the alien technology that seems to resurrect the dead.
Eventually, they get some ideas about going home.
Drake uses Crassus' defeat in the eastern frontier in an ill-conceived battle as the source of his soldiers. The richest man in Rome, Crassus defeated Spartacus and assumesd rule of Rome with Pompey and Ceasar. In an effort to address his lack of military credentials, he undertook the expedition that led to his death and the destruction of a great Roman army. It's from that battlefield that the legion is taken.
Given drugs to extend their lives, the Romans sleep between landfalls, when they are dispatched to do what they do best.
Readers of combat SF will find this book quite exciting, certainly action-filled, although to be honest it turned out to be not entirely to my taste. No slight to David Drake. He has plenty of credits to indicate his skills at combat SF, including the classic Hammer's Slammers. I did find the Roman history references interesting, which motivated me to get this book. And the concept is quite appealing.
It's out of print, I'm sure. Check Half.com or Amazon.
Deep Storm/Lincoln Child (2007), hardcover
Deep Storm is a code-name for a secret undersea project beneath what seems to be a normal oil platform. Kevin Lindengood, a doctor and a former submariner, is sent to join the project and ferret out a problem. When he gets there, he's told that scientists have made an amazing discovery, the remains of a fabled lost civilzation found just off Greenland. But the medical and psychological problems that have arisen seem to be a threat...and seem to stem from the discovery. And the discovery may be even greater than he's been told. World shattering.
A quick, entertaining read from half of the team that produced as its first joint effort "Relic," about a monster stalking a dark metropolitan museum, resulting in an excellent film featuring Penelope Ann Miller and Tom Sizemore.
Together and separately, Lincoln and co-author Douglas Preston have written more than a dozen similar thrillers that flirt with the supernatural, somewhat more subtly than in their introductory effort.
Both have proven they can do a bang-up job individually as Lincoln does again with this highly recommended effort.
Ernie, the Autobiography/Ernest Borgnine (2008), hardcover
Now well over 90 years old, Ernest Borgnine is known to different generations for his role as the villain in From Here to Eternity, as Commander Quinton McHale from McHale's Navy, and as a voice regular on Spongebob Squarepants.
He's acted with the best-known in the industry and remembers his experiences with fondness and appreciation in this account of the the career his mother suggested after he finished ten years service in the U.S. Navy.
Some early stage work, a couple stints on Broadway, a few minor movies, and Borgnine wound up killing off Frank Sinatra in From Here to Eternity with James Jones delightedly telling him he was the villain he visualized in his book.
Later, he picked up an Oscar for Marty but although he continued working, it was his only real star role, which he remarked on when talking about his friendship with another Oscar winner who never made the star cut, Cliff Robertson, who got his statuette for Charly. But Borgnine kept working and racked up some great character roles through the decades.
Especially welcome in this fast-reading book are his snapshot recollections movie-by-movie, with expanded chapters on such special projects as McHale's Navy and Poseidon Adventure, and of course, aspects of his personal life including friends and wives. He shares off-camera anecdotes from the various movies and TV shows he shot with Spencer Tracy, Sam Peckinpah, William Holder, William Shatner, Frank Sinatra, Jack Elam, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, frequent co-star Lee Marvin (The Dirty Dozen, Emperor of the North), Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Gary Cooper, Montgomery Clift, Raquel Welch, Gene Hackman, Shelley Winters, Rock Hudson, Tony Curtis, Glenn Ford, Burt Lancaster, Jan Michael Vincent his co-star from TV's Airwolf, Wally Cox who used to ride motorcycles with his buddy Marlon Brando, and others.
GUST FRONT, John Ringo, 721pp in paperback, Baen Books
The direct sequel to "A Hymn Before Battle," set in the present-day, involving a war against the Posleen, centaur-like aliens with crocodilian heads, crank and determined to annihilate humans and convert Earth into fiefdoms for their leaders.
After the first encounter with the Posleen on distant planets, humans are preparing to meet the Posleen when they land in their troopships which each carry thousands of armed alien soldiers. Earth governments have been warned that an interstellar war is about to come to Earth and, except for some alien technology, none of which it seems can be produced anywhere near fast enough, human armies are on their own.
This is the gust front, the violent, leading edge of an oncoming storm.
These Posleen hope to sweep across the planet before the reinforcements can arrive and rob their leaders of their gains and glory.
This story follows a number of threads including that of Captain Mike O'Neal, veteran of those alien wars and the commander of a small quick reaction force of soldiers in armored combat suits. The other threads bring in other military forces which will bear the brunt of the initial assault until O'Neal gets to them.
And even then, the combat suited soldiers may not be enough. The threads come together at one of the landing sites near Washington DC as the Posleen advance through Virginia and into the nation's capitol for the final showdown at the Washington Monument.
There are some limitations to make it work fictionally. The military can get naval backup when near water, but there's no air support. Posleen space-based weaponry is able to suppress that easily although they (conveniently but plausibly for the storyline) do not use it themselves.
A well-considered, exciting story. There are further stories published and being developed in this ongoing series.
A Hymn Before Battle/John Ringo (2000) paperback.
How does the modern world fight a war against alien invaders?
That's the premise for this first entry in a continuing combat science fiction series about the war between Earth and the invading warrior Posleen, a race of creatures who resemble centaurs with alligator-like heads.
An alien race contacts Earth, revealing that Earth is in the path of a spreading interstellar war that has resulted in the loss of countless civilizations to the Posleens. Although provided with a limited amount of modern weaponry, including armored combat suits, the actual defense of the planet is up to humans.
First step is for human soldiers to help challenge the Posleen on two nearby planets, Barwhon and Diess, in an effort to slow the unstoppable invasion of Earth.
Mike O'Neal is a lieutenant with the small unit of soldiers in armored combat suits heading for Diess. There he finds himself dealing with military commanders who resist the new technology, especially the armored combat suits. O'Neal knows they will find they face certain annihilation without the suits...and perhaps even with them.
This is even before they face the barely-sentient Posleen ground troops whose instincts are powerfully greater than their fear response and engage in relentless human-wave-style attacks, not even slowed by accurate gunfire and artillery. The ground troops are directed by God Kings, who guide the attacks from atop low-flying saucer-like vehicles armed with targeted weapons.
An exciting story, well-told.
Mysterious Island/Jules Verne (1874), paperback.
It's interesting to reread Jules Verne's"Mysterious island" in light of the movies based on the story, including
Ray Harryhausen with his giant, stop action animated creatures and Hallmark Channel with its take starring Patrick Stewart
as Captain Nemo.
Captain Nemo provides much of the mystery through unexplained rescues and assistance, but only makes
a token appearance at the end when he imparts the news that Lincoln Island, as the castaways call it, is on the verge of destruction
by volcanic action.
To complicate matters, "Mysterious Island" (1874) is set during the Civil War and is a sequel to
"20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" (1869) which was set after the American Civil War. Perhaps Verne figured no one would remember.
The
story itself is what became known as a Robinsonade, a story of castaways inspired by Robinson Crusoe,
After Daniel
Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe, there was an outpouring of similar stories, many of which even included the
name Robinson ("nothing succeeds like plagiarism"). The only one from that era that has come down to us today is the Swiss
Family Robinson.
The latest wrinkle, of course, is in film and TV where the Tom Hanks movie, Cast Away,
becomes a Robinsonade, along with TV's "Lost" and the 1960's TV show, "Lost in Space", itself originally conceived as "Space
Family Robinson."
Jules Verne wrote several Robinsonades, of which "Mysterious Island" is the best known.
The
story is pretty simple. Five Union inmates in a Confederate prison use a tethered balloon during an escape amidst the siege
of Richmond, They are caught up in a storm which sweeps them across the country and into the Pacific Ocean where they eventually
come down near a small, deserted island dominated by a dead volcano. They establish themselves rather quickly, receiving occasional
help from an unknown source that, among other things, leaves them a chest filled with tools and other necessities.
The leader is Captain Cyrus Harding, an engineer who soon has them manufacturing iron, creating a plantation,
domesticating wild animals, producing nitroglycerine with which to access a cavern where they will live, and even setting
up a telegraph line from the cavern to their plantation.
The castaways build a boat with which they rescue a repentent
pirate who is himself a castaway on a nearby island, fight a mob of deadly pirates, and find Captain Nemo, the name used by
Prince Dakkar of India, dying aboard the Nautilus, trapped in a cavern beneath the island but untroubled by the idea of spending
his remaining days there. Nemo warns them the island volcano is about to erupt and they work on a larger boat that will get
them to civilization. The volcano erupts, destroys everything, but the castaways find refuge on a promontory that remains
until a ship comes along to rescue them few days later.
In recent years, it's been revealed that Verne was in his later
years a little less sanguine about the future than his novels suggest. That influence may have always existed to some degree,
filtered out by his editor and the translators. Nevertheless, it's obvious that in this book he believes Harding's technological
knowledge and ingenuity will allow them to thrive in their new home.
Worth reading.
The Glorious Cause, Jeff Shaara, Ballantine Books, paperback. 680pp.
In the second volume of his two-part story of the American Revolution, Jeff Shaara continues with his fictional reconstruction of the events that led to the independence of the United States amid war against the West's greatest empire. He focuses on major characters in the conflict, from George Washington, the largely unheralded Nathaniel Greene, Benjamin Franklin, Dan Morgan, Nathan Hale, British General Lord Cornwallis and General Benedict Arnold.
The story opens with Washington's disastrous confrontation with the British at Brooklyn and proceeds through the maneuvering back and forth across the Northeast with numerous losses, in a scenario that raises numerous comparisons with the Vietnam War. There is the occasional victory at Trenton and Saratoga, the wintering-over at Valley Forge where American volunteers are turned into hardened soldiers, the British turn South where they expect greater grassroots support, only to meet horrendous defeat at the hands of Dan Morgan at Cowpens. Finally, Cornwallis, operating for once with a free hand while his immediate superior is trapped in New York, and certain that he can divide the colonies in Virginia, instead finds himself mousetrapped at Yorktown.
As with its prequel, this is an involving story that illuminates the facts behind the War for Independence, while demonstrating the monumental obstacles faced by Washington, Greene, Franklin, and others which have been reduced to insigificance by our distance in history from these real people. As a novel, the narrative is also, within the historical accuracy of its framework, able to knowledgably present and sometimes speculate on the motives, emotions, and actions of the principal characters.
Fascinating story for anyone with the slightest interest in our origins as a country and as a people. Like its predecessor, highly recommended.
Rise to Rebellion, Jeff Shaara, Ballantine Books, 548pp. paperback
This first volume of a two-part story of the American Revolution follows the pattern established by Shaara's father, who wrote Killer Angels about the Civil War battle of Gettysburg. Shaara follows the stories of a number of major characters to create a novelized narrative of the period. He adroitly shows how John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington. and others went from writers and lawyers and planters to become leaders of the revolutionary cause. The British side is represented by General Thomas Gage.
The story opens with the Boston Massacre and John Adams' defense of the soldiers involved and proceeds through Lexington and Concord where Minutemen confront British troops sent from Boston and snipers pick off the victorious redcoats as they return on the long, bloody road back to their barracks. The story continues through the battle of Bunker Hill where the British suffer a tremendously costly military victory and leaves their forces beseiged by Washington's troops gathered in the hills around Boston. The book continues up to the unprecedented Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia.
From this volume and it's sequel, you'll learn more than from reading a dozen books on the Revolutionary War...how it started, what motivated the patriots, how they fought, where they went, all invaluably presented so you can experience the flow as the conflict develops.
Highly recommended.
The Lost and the Lurking/Manly Wade Wellman (1981) paperback
The President of the United States sends word to Silver John, asking the man with the silver-stringed guitar and a knowledge of dark Appalachian folklore to investigate the disturbance from the town of Wolver. With no more information than that, John heads out. You don't turn down a request from the president, even though it takes him away from his beloved Evadare. In Wolver, he finds the disturbance quickly enough. The hositlity from the locals drops when the mysterious Tiphaine invites him to her home. The bewitchingly beautiful sorceress tries to recruit him, but Silver John amazes her by resisting her hypnotic attempt with a simple prayer and a strong will. She is a threat, he knows, but he doesn't know what kind. She has some hidden goal even though trapped inside Wolver with her followers by a former preacher who becomes John's ally. There's another player too, a young, blonde runaway who may be helpful or may be a different kind of threat. Through the first-person narrative of this humble mountain dweller, we peer with him into the mystery. What is Tiphaine's goal and who are the foreigners who have been making contact with her? And why does she want to recruit John? Another fine novel from the John the Balladeer series by the late Manly Wade Wellman. If you can find any of the six or so Silver John novels, you'll discover some entertaining reading. As I indicated with a link in a previous review of one of Wellman's books, there is a Silver John book online you can read.
The Old Gods Waken, Manly Wade Wellman (1979) paperback.
Arguably Manly Wade Wellman's most popular creation is Silver John, the folksy, guitar-playing, Appalachian wanderer who encounters and battles the unusual and bizarre that frequently turn up in his path.
John is a simple God-fearing man who likes to play his old folk songs for appreciative audiences, often singing for his supper, but not above working for it if need be. His knowledge of the mountains includes a thorough understanding of their mysterious side.
In this novel, John confronts transplanted English brothers, Druids who wish to raise power that will fuse pre-Native American magic with their own Old World Druid worship of Baal. With his new friend and ally, an Indian medicince man, John must pass seven deadly perils, among the vampire-like Raven Mockers of Cherokee legend, before reaching the druids awaiting atop Wolter Mountain. All must be done before midnight and the human sacrifice that will occur then unless prevented. Even if the two can overcome all of those perils, how will they stop the Druids?
John relates his stories in first-person narrative with a mountain man's dialectical syntax. The result believably conveys John's roots without having to resort to writing in dialect, a style I've often found irritating.
Wellman was an expert on mountain folklore and the Civil War who lived in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and like John, he liked to play his guitar and enjoy the occasional taste of blockade whiskey. The Silver John stories were his best-known works, although he wrote in many fields and even worked on The Spirit comic book during World War Two. Wellman died in 1986. John made it to the screen in The Legend of Hillbilly John, a low-budget 1974 movie that used Wellman's character and featured Susan Strasberg, Denver Pyle, and Harris Yulin.
Baen Books has made freely available online, "John the Balladeer", the original collection of Silver John stories, that have been published in edited and rewritten form as "Who Fears the Devil?" at http://www.library.beau.org/lib/ebooks/baen/03/John%20the%20Balladeer/index.htm
Up Till Now: The Autobiography by William Shatner, David Fisher, hardcover
Shatner (with co-author David Fisher) has produced an engaging story that takes a Jewish kid dodging anti-Semitic thugs in Montreal to his present Emmy-winning role in Boston Legal, with a side trip into the Star Trek universe.
He interrupts his autobiographical narrative with sudden humorous asides plugging Priceline or merchandise offered at his website. But amidst the humor-filled tales of his life, from the numerous TV appearances he made in the 50's to the low-budget movies that preceded Star Trek's rebirth to hunting a bear with a bow and without a stuntman in sight to standing alone on an icy mountain peak, he writes of his marriages and touchingly shares the story and pain of the drowning death of his alcoholic wife, Nerine. He also recalls the moronic speculation about possible foul play which followed that raises its head whenever a celebrity dies, no matter what the facts.
To his credit, Shatner entertainingly talks as much of his experiences with TV Hooker, Rescue 911, Boston Legal, and his numerous TV appearances B.K. (Before Kirk) as he does about his space voyaging. He has, after all, written autobiographical accounts focusing solely on Star Trek before.
Of course, he does give attention to the role that made him a household name. There are numerous anecdotes like that of his convention appearances, his Saturday Night Live send-up, and the growing friendship with Leonard Nimoy that only began to take off long after the TV show was off the air.
Shatner discusses the impact of Star Trek and why it caught viewers' imagination and unfailing loyalty (many Trekkies, for example, have over the years admitted a feeling of betrayal over their liking for Babylon-5).
One of the strongest reasons, I suspect, as others have pointed out, is that the show expressed a hopeful future. One of the best examples is an anecdote Shatner relates. The driver of a taxi he jumped into tells him about how when he was in a North Vietnamese prison camp, the caged and beaten prisoners got through their grim days by role-playing Star Trek episodes from memory, the prisoners switching roles daily.
Bloodline: A Repairman Jack Novel by F. Paul Wilson, paperback.
Repairman Jack is asked to do a routine job for a lady in this latest series novel. It helps to know that Jack repairs situations, not toasters, and the only people who know about Repairman Jack are those who need him. He lives off the grid, has lots of guns, skills that go beyond weaponry, he believes in justice and is somewhat of a paranoiad, a man nondescript in appearance who is comfortable in the shadows.
This is not Jack's sort of job, but the lady is concerned about her 18-year-old daughter taking up with Jerry Bethlehem, a guy twice the girl's age who appears okay on the surface, but gives the mother bad vibes. She hasn't heard from a private investigator she hired to look into Bethlehem's past and wants to know what's going on.
Her instincts are good, as Jack discovers, and the investigation leads him to the P.I. who has been horribly killed. He discovers that the P.I. has linked Bethlehem with the Creighton Institute and it's work with DNA and violent criminals. But what's going on? Further, a subplot about the cultish Kickers turns out to have direct relevance to what's going on as Jack is again reminded of the repeated warning he's received that there will be no coincidences in his future.
In the first book of the series of thrillers, The Tomb, Wilson had a strong supernatural undercurrent. An Indian politician seeking revenge against the descendants of a British military officer comes to New York with a shipload of the revived demonic rakosh, to wipe out the remaining family members before returning to his homeland where he will use the creatures to seize power. Subsequent novels backed off somewhat from the supernatural undercurrent without dismissing it entirely.
That continues to hold true for much of this novel. But with each novel, the paranormal element increases as Jack gets closer to his ultimate world-threatening confrontation with the Other. With his novels about Jack, Wilson is filling in the gap between The Tomb and the final confrontation with a paranormal force called the Other, Nightfall, published several years ago.
In case you are confused, Nightfall actually ended two converging series, the Childe Cycle and the Repairman Jack series, which at the time was only intended to be one novel, The Tomb. But it seems Wilson has a fondness for Jack as do his many readers, so he's written ten sequels to The Tomb and another is on its way.
This is a story that pulls you through it at breakneck speed. Highly recommended.
Lessons in Instant ESP by David St. Clair (1979)
I've been impressed with St Clair's book ever since I first devoured it. Apparently I am not the only one, because copies bring relatively high prices from online book sellers.
The book gives St Clair's gobbledygook-free explanations of how to achieve certain psychic skills.
He introduces the reader to basic issues including achieving what some might refer to as an altered state where you can draw on your innate abilities.
He discusses how to psychically heal yourself and others, get any object you desire, engage in astral projection, explore past lives, conduct seances, develop automatic handwriting, practice psychometry, and see the aura (after this many years with the book in hand, the only skill I can really claim I can do, mostly because, as teacher used to say, I don't apply myself).
The book is written so simply and clearly I consider it the best of its kind that I have ever acquired. As I get older I think I've been wasting a lot of time by not trying out the techniques St Clair describes. Maybe I should take some vacation time and buckle down on one of these techniques. I've always wanted to try astral travel, especially after reading of David Morehouse's experiences with the CIA's Project Stargate.
If this is something you've been wanting to try, this is the book you want and if you come across it, snap it up.
Dead and the Dread Filled the Dunham House, Doris "Dusty" Smith (2005), trade softcover
The Dunam House episode, filmed for Discovery Channel's "A Haunting," was a milepost for Dusty Smith's Daytona Beach Paranormal Research Group.
This book is an account of what happened in the house occupied by the Dunam family, where a young girl talks to someone no one can see in her bedroom, where the father finds himself increasingly able to discern figures walking through the house before him, where the mother struggles to hold her family together in the face of an unexplainable paranormal threat. The landlord who previously lived in the house refuses to leave his car when he comes to collect the rent.
It is no surprise that the Dunams welcome the Research Group because they think they're going nuts. But over five-months, the researchers are able to confirm the family's claims. They hear footsteps, audio tapes pick up voices and noises that are not being produced by anything physical, and upside-down rainbow shapes are seen howering over the house which, Dusty discovers, Native American tradition labels as gateways to other dimensions. Numerous examples of paranormal activity are logged.
There is no pat ending to the story. They are not sent to their reward in the end by Zelda Rubernstein nor are they banished by Max von Sydow. Attempts are made by the researchers, anxious to help the stressed family by banishing the spiritual presence, but in the end, even though they can't afford it, the Dunam family flees the house. That step is taken after the videocamera discovery of what the family's infant daughter has been exposed to.
But the case is fascinating reading, in the medieval sense of the word. Smith's attention to the group's efforts to find a more mundane explanation, Dusty's discussion of procedure, the efforts to document, all provide a revealing picture of what goes into the task of ghost-hunting.
Highly recommended.
Shadow Warrior (1989) Felix Rodriguez, John Weisman, paperback.
This is the autobiography of a Cuban exile who undertook a life-long battle against Castro forces. Rodriguez's story leads up to the Iran-Contra scandal, the focus of the final chapters of this book.
More valuable to the modern reader is the Cuban expatriate insight on the Bay of Pigs in which Rodriguez participated, tthe Cuban Missile Crisis, and subsequent seaborne raids on Castroite Cuba. The other compelling matter is Rodriguez's first-hand account of the capture of Che Guevara.
Rodriguez tells how Che Guevara expressed thanks to President Kennedy for the Bay of Pigs fisaco, which allowed Fidel to finally succeed in consolidating his power by arresting thousands of Cubans following the invasion and bury dissent.
He later assisted in setting up the quick-reaction system in Bolivia that targeted Che's ill-conceived underground movement, eventually meeting with success, as with the system he set up while on the CIA payroll in Vietnam. Rodriguez established another somewhat-similar system in Central America to flush and destroy guerrilas.
These chapters are definitely worth reading the book. For those who are curious about what now seems ancient history, he discusses what brought him to write the book...the Iran-Contra deal that was a major black mark on the Reagan presidency.
Perhaps inevitably, Rodriguez was drawn into Oliver North's activities in Central America. Rodriguez plausibly describes how the Iran-Contra conspirators drew him into the scandal he interesting comments about Oliver North, and makes clear that he had no direct involvement in the Iran-Contra scheme at all. Even Senator John Kerry cleared him at the end of the his hearings.
Quick-reading book, has a photo insert including the only photo of Che taken of him following his capture and just before his execution by the Bolivian forces over Rodriguez's objections (the CIA wanted him alive for several obvious reasons).
THE WHEEL OF DARKNESS, Douglas Preston, Lincoln Childs. Hardcover.
Monks at a Tibetan monastery so remote it has been overlooked by the Chinese ask visiting students, FBI trouble-shooter Aloysius Pendergast and his ward, Constance, to retrieve a stolen object.
They reluctantly explain that it is an object of ultimate evil, too dangerous to look at, not to be unveiled until the end time. Pendergast has to find an object they are unable to describe. They do know who took it: a recent refugee from a failed mountain-climbing expedition. Pendergast takes up the trail which puts Constance and him aboard an ocean liner making its maiden voyage across the Atlantic.
Pendergast is a terrific charcter, white-haired, aloof, independently wealthy, with qualities of insight reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes. He's been prominently featured in a number of Preston and Childs novels, notably the Diogenes trilogy which pitted him against his evil brother and immediately preceded this latest book. The books, I might add, are related but are designed to stand-alone.
The ocean liner remains the setting for most of the story. The task is simple: identify the person in possession of the object and retrieve it. The possessor killed the original thief and now he is leaving bodies in his wake (literally and figuratively) on the ocean cruise. The tension heightens as the short-handed crew tries to handle an emergency they are not equipped for and the 4,000 passengers become panicky.
Preston and Childs, who began their collaboration with the monster story Relic (filmed with Penelope Ann Miller and Tom Sizemore), have added another fine thriller to their collection. I have been a fan since Relic, in which a monster created by a gene-altering drug from South American jungles, is prowling a major New York museum.
Since that novel, the authors have written a series of thrillers that have flirted more subtly with ever-present supernatural elements. Actually, this latest entry has the strongest use of the supernatural they've had in awhile, although it still does not overwhelm the story (for those who prefer their thrillers straight-up).
This is quite a page-turner...I stayed up late to finish it. But then I always do with Preston and Childs' books.
ODD HOURS, Dean Koontz, hardcover.
In this fourth entertaining novel in this series, Odd Thomas leaves the monastery where he sought emotional peace so he could deal with the effects of his disturbing psychic talent. But instead of returning to Pico Mundo, a vision of a dreadful red tide instead draws him to a coastal California town. Thomas is armed with humor and innocence, and his talent, that of being able to see the mute spirits of the dead. All of whom want his help, hence the emotional toll.
Accompanied by the ghost of his dog, Boo, and the occasional presence of the ghost of Frank Sinatra, Odd arrives at the town where he feels the threat more than ever, but with no indication of what it is.
The fast-reading book ends with some developments that promise more sequels featuring a character Koontz has obviously come to like. Odd is a great character, the scale of events larger than in past Odd Thomas books, and it's obvious to any reader why the series is such a hit.
It's Not Easy Bein' Me by Rodney Dangerfield
This quick-reading autobiography was written the year comedian Rodney Dangerfield died at age 82. Dangerfield's
early life was pretty bad...no money, a cold and selfish mother who never showed any warmth for the child, an absent father...he
skates through those chapters pretty fast. I wouldn't want to dwell either. Then he begins talking about his career as a comedian.
"My
wife can't cook at all. I got the only dog that begs for Alka-Seltzer."
He talks about how he developed his Everyman
persona, the guy people can identify with who has everything bad happen to him. "It's not easy being me" became "I don't get
no respect." Both catchphrases worked well for him.
He spent years on the road, left the business for several years
to sell aluminum siding, but returned to comedy at age 35 and confounded everyone by having his career take off, propelled
by his being discovered by television talk show hosts. To stay near home and raise his kids, he opened a New York restaurant,
Dangerfield's, and it thrived.
"I tell you, I can't take it no more. My dog found out we look alike. He killed
himself."
Rodney throws out an assortment of anecdotes about his various movies. There was the memorable role
for Sam Kinnison he wrote into one of his more successful movies, Back to School. In the same movie, there's
a scene in Dean Martin's office when Rodney puts his foot up on the chair and the Dean (Ned Beatty) says "Mr Mellon..." and
Rodney reacts, shifting his foot to the desk. Both actors were in character as ad libbed the scene, actually the result of
Rodney trying to ease the pain from gout in his leg. It stayed in the movie.
Rodney's wife was a Mormon and thoughts
on that inspired My Five Wives, one of his last movies, a comedy with John Byner and Andrew Dice Clay about
a guy who marries into a Mormon sect.
Caddyshack led to Rodney being invited to golf tournaments all
over the country which he turned down...he didn't golf.
Rodney also talks about his experiences, his friends, and the
comedians he helped on the way up like Jim Carrey who did the book's foreword, Roseanne Barr, who did the afterword, Sam Kinnison,
and others.
He writes of his best friend, Joe Ancis, whom he describes as the funniest guy he knew, although Joe had no
interest in performing or performers. Asked what the weather was like outside, Joe said he didn't know. When urged to go out
on the terrace and find out, he replied "No, they'll expect speeches." Another time, the bank teller cashing his check asks
how she knows he's really Joe Ancis. He responds reasonably enough, "How do I know you're really Next Window Please?"
"When
I was a kid I worked tough places -- places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room, Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was
a tough one, Nunzio's. I sat down to eat. On the menu, they had broken leg of lamb."
Rodney Dangerfield writes
honestly, describing a bleak childhood, unapologetic about his drug use, talking about the long slow grind to success in middle
age, and in his final chapters about his illnesses, all while sprinkling jokes throughout so you don't forget who he is. That's
not likely.
Into the Shadows-American Unsolved Mysteries, Troy Taylor. Trade softcover.
The Great Warming: Climate Change and the Rise and Fall of Civilizations (2008). Brian Fagan. 282pp, index, bibliography.
Author Brian Fagan makes a strong case for the fact that the Medieval Warming Period (about 800-1300 AD), that preceded the Little Ice Age (1300-1850), may have had a positive influence on Europe, but that was far from worldwide.
Keeping in mind that only daily average of a couple degrees up or down the scale are involved.
The Medieval Warming Period encouraged population growth in Europe, success in agriculture, the building of grand cathedrals, all in a time that was still very difficult, but on the average better than before. As Fagan notes, people of that time still knew of days when there was no food.
Overcrowding in Scandinavia where farmland was at a premium and oldest sons inherited, drove Viking raiders and settlers to Iceland, then Greenland and the Americas. Across the world in the South Seas, Polynesians spread out throughout Oceana.
But while Europe and Pacifica benefitted from comparatively improved conditions, civilizations elsewhere in the world came under stress during that same time period from decades-long droughts caused by shifting air and ocean currents. The Anasazi fell in the American Southwest, the Mayan Empire collapsed, the Mongol incursion into Europe from Asia faltered, established civilizations in South America, Southeast Asia, China, India, and Africa declined and never recovered. Even the Mississippian culture centered on the Cahokia Mounds site in Southern Illinois not far from where I live went into decline for reasons that remain unclear, though drought is a possibility.
Fagan draws from data on ancient climates, subject to constant improvement. From ice borings to tree rings to satellite observation, the data helps him create a continent-by-continent breakdown of the period of the Great Warming, which preceded the Little Ice Age.
The only flaw I can see, and I'm not overly qualified to point out flaws, is in Fagan's use of the infamous Hockey Stick graph. The graph shows a consistent average temperature, notwithstanding the Little Ice Age, until it reaches the 20th century when it soars. The Hockey Stick graph was a controversial factor in Al Gore's man-caused global warmining movie. But others have noted elsewhere that no matter what data you plug into the model you wind up with the same flawed prediction.
Looked at overall, this book definitely makes the reader understand that the Medieval Warming Period was not by any means benign to everyone as you may have once thought.
Big Bosoms and Square Jaws, The Biography of Russ Meyer, King of the Sex Film , hardcover.
An interesting story, well- and colorfully-written by Jimmy McDonough, an admirer of the taboo-breaking Meyer. King Leer, as Meyer was dubbed by the Wall Street Journal, was king of the exploitation film, an independent movie maker who made millions in an incredibly tough business.
His phrase "big bosoms and square jaws" guided the cult film director in making movies that ranged from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! to SuperVixens. Meyer's work has inspired other filmmakers like Quentin Tarrentino, as well as fashion, rockers, and comic book artists.
His movies brought fame from the women who were his stars, many of them strippers, from Tura Satana, Haji, Uschi Digard, and Rena Horton to Pat Barringer, Babette Bardot, and Erica Gavin. Some are still signing photos at fan conventions today.
Only one of his stars gained real fame, and it was his favorite male lead...granite-jawed Charles Napier, remembered from many movie and TV appearances, including notably as the butchered guard in Silence of the Lambs mounted on prison escapee Hanibal Lecter's cell bars.
Meyer used skills honed in combat during World War II...some of his footage wound up in 1970's Patton... to film violent movies that centered around his fetish for huge breasts.
He went from shooting magazine centerfolds to creating The Immoral Mr. Teas in 1959 about a man who could see through women's clothes. Not much of a premise but the movie successfully challenged the standards for on-screen nudity and opened the way for other filmmakers while launching his own career, which flourished through the 1960's and 1970's.
There are plenty of contrasts to Meyer, who doesn't come off as very likable as a person. The women he selected as leads play tough and dominant females, invariably startlingly endowed. But off camera, Meyer was the star of his own movie and everyone else was a bit player. Especially women. He was incapable of fidelity to his wife and his marriage to ferocious Edy Williams was a trainwreck from the start. Ultimately, everyone had to keep in mind that a Russ Meyer movie was, in fact, regarded as a Russ Meyer Movie.
He was hard to take personally. In time, Meyer drove everyone away, often after only one or two movies. Conversely, he was perfectly capable of driving off a long-time friend like one of the many WWII Army buddies he had in his crew. The people who remained close to him until the end of his life were those, it seems, like Tura Satana, who knew enough to keep a little distance.
He rolled up one movie after another, some successful, some not, featuring hugely endowed women, weak husbands, unpleasant people all around, stark backgrounds. His one foray into legitimacy produced Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, written by critic and Meyer admirer Roger Ebert, which made money but led 20th to drop him to avoid future X ratings.
In the 1980's and 1990's, Meyer was no longer making movies. The adult film industry passed him up with his obsessions immovably rooted in the distant past, but he gave good interviews. Once he discovered videotape, he hawked expensively priced copies of his movies while lingering over writing on a massive three-volume autobiography.
An interesting book, an interesting character.
Shooter, the Autobiography of the Top-Ranked Marine Sniper, Sgt. Jack Couglin, USMC and Capt. Casey Huhlman, USMCR, with Donald A. Davis. (nonfiction)
This book focuses primarily on Coughlin's sniper mission in Iraq. As opposed to the civilian's view of combat, Shooter illuminates the Marine's ground-level experience from Al Kut to downtown Baghdad during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Couglin deals briefly with his childhood, training, and gets straight to the topic that drew the reader to the book to begin with. Expect a story that illuminates the value of a sniper in a battlefield situation and, as a bonus, Coughlin's own innovative approach to sniping of providing a mobile sniper team that covers advancing units from high perches atop buildings or platforms to destroy enemy leadership and deal with specific lethal threats, saving Marine lives and advancing the mission. The reader who assumes this killer is a monster will also find valuable Coughlin's own explanation of his emotional response to what he does and how and why he does it. Coughlin retired after Operation Iraqi Freedom, so the account stops after the major combat ends.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alan Moore, Kevin O'Neill, 176pp, $14.99 list, $10.19 Amazon. (graphic novel)
The movie with Sean Connery did not do well at the box office although I liked it and break out my DVD to watch it every once in awhile. I admit interest in how the storyline may have diverged from its source, the graphic novel by Moore and O'Neill. I was especially interested in M's library with its artwork of fictional Victorian heroes who are apparently past members of the League, but only the cover of this graphic novel reflects that gimmick. And that is typical of the whole transition from graphic novel to screen. I do not claim this is a bad thing. Never having been in a comic book store before, I visited one yesterday (and Pat was going into Michael's next door; my interest in craft supplies are more limited than hers). $30 for Volumes I and II was a bit more than I would've liked to pay, but what the heck. I wanted to read both the initial story that inspired the movie, as well as its sequel which centers around HG Wells War of the Worlds (how could I resist getting that volume as well?). As I indicated, the film version of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen diverges significantly from the graphic novel. Among the differences from the movie, Mina is not a vampire created by Dracula, Dorian Gray is not in the book, nor is surrogate son Tom Sawyer, and, similarly, many of the settings are not in the graphic novel, and of course the plot diverges almost from the beginning. Really, it's only the League iteself that carries over from page to the film, not uncommon with Hollywood treatments. The plot of the graphic novel actually pits the League against a sinister Asian with numerous obscure Victorian literary references throughout to entertain the well-read and, unlike the movie, primarily focuses the action in London. I'll avoid providing more details for those who do decide to get the book. As a bonus, there is a separate narrative story involving Burroughs' John Carter of Mars, Lovecraft's Randolph Carter whom we are told is John's grandson, and H.G. Wells' Time Traveler. Overall, excellent art and story.
Ghosthunting Illinois, John Kachuba, 256pp, $14.95 list, $11.95 Amazon. (nonfiction)
Kachuba tells about touring haunted sites in Illinois including at least one account I'd never come across before, the alleged haunting of the Pere Marqiette State Park lodge just north of the small rivertown of Grafton. Kachuba told me he just happened to stumble across it when telling someone what he was doing in the area and was told, "you need to check out the lodge" or words to that effect. This haunting involves several separate ghosts, apparently including one of a Union soldier who, according to the historical account, might've been a member of a small group of sentries stationed in that area along the Mississippi River. He also talks about hauntings at places like the Mineral Springs Hotel in Alton...my old backyard...Abraham Lincoln's tomb in Springfield, Oprah's Harpo Studios in Chicago, among many others. There are photos of the sites as illustration. Kachuba seems to focus, at least partly, on the story of his visit to the site, generally with nothing new to reveal as a result. To be honest, having read a number of these kind of books including Troy Taylor's excellent books, I found this entertaining but lightweight. The Ohio writer, however, has met with success with his previous Ghosthunting Ohio and has another coming up, Ghosthunter.
The Ruins, Scott Smith, 528pp. $7.99. (horror)
The cover blurb from Stephen King calls it the best horror novel of the new century. It's a monster story, of a kind, which I generally prefer. I'm reluctant to spoil your reading with too many details so let's see if I can finesse this.
The setting is important, a vegetation-covered earthen mound in the Yucatan jungle. Archaeologists working on the mound and in the pit atop the mound are missing when a handful of students arrive to fetch the brother of one of their number. The brother is missing too. The tents and other items are there, but not the people.
The students find themselves prevented from leaving. Why precisely they are being kept trapped there are unclear, but they are. As a reader, I think I see the reason, but the students don't.
Slowly, they begin to realize the immensity of the threat they face. As their realization grows, so does the capabilities of the threat and so does their horror.
I know this doesn't help much, but there's a shaggy dog element to it...I can't give too many details about what they face without undermining your enjoyment if you want to read it.
A big book but fast reading. Pretty unpleasant at times. My own judgment: An interesting read but not ultimately to my taste.
Basis of a movie of the same name.
Next, Michael Crichton (fiction)
More in the medical vein from the creator of ER than in the science-fiction of his Jurassic Park and Timeline, this is a longish but fast-reading book of short chapters speculating on many of the real perils of genetic research. Cover blurbs are not terribly helpful in sizing up Michael Crichton's book. It wasn't what I expected, but it was entertaining and, I'm certain as intended, enlightening.
Chrichton sets a dozen subplots spiraling through the book focusing on the worst aspects of genetic research. There are bounty hunters sent after a woman and her son for genetic samples the company that sent them out claims are theirs; a youngster who is a genetic mix of human and chimpanzee taken in by his creator; an advertiser proposing to his client that fish be genetically modified so they flash flourescent commercial logos; universities using taxpayer money to pay for genetic research which they can then sell to private corporations; a talking parrot with a vocabulary way beyond what he should possess; a young woman shaking down a scientist who donated sperm for pay while in college, claiming he owes her as her biological parent and the source of her drug-dependency genes; universities who identify and patent genes that cause disease then extort huge licensing fees from those seeking a cure; the many genetic test subjects who die quietly because those responsbile can claim publicity would threaten trade secrets; and more.
It's what science fiction writer Robert Heinlein used to call an "if this goes on" type of story, although as Crichton indicates in his appendix, many of these stories are solidly rooted in fact, such as the extortion by universities who patent disease-causing genes.
Very disquieting. Good book.
The 5th Witch, Graham Masterton (horror)
Graham Masterton again dips into his research library to come up with a new supernatural threat. This one involves an alliance of witches from different black magic traditions when a trio of Los Angeles drug lords hire four witches to both make themselves invulnerable and seize control of the city's underworld. Bizarre deaths and sudden illnesses are capped by full-scale bloody destruction when police attempt to take on the drug lords and their witches. A police detective, haunted by his wife's gruesome death in a highway accident, is among the first to be convinced of the reality of the threat and tries in vain to get police officials to understand its reality while despertaely trying to come up with a solution himself. And there's still the secret of the fifth witch.
Masterton has proven himself a past master at tapping into ethnic folklore for his novels all the way back to The Manitou, his first horror novel which mixed Native American belief with H.P. Lovecraft. This fast reading novel is as entertaining as anything else he's ever done...and that's saying a lot.
The Great Warming: Climate Change and the Rise and Fall of Civilizations. Brian Fagan. 2009. 282pp, index, bibliography.
Author Brian Fagan makes a strong case for the fact that the Medieval Warming Period (about 800-1300 AD), that preceded the Little Ice Age (1300-1850), may have had a positive influence on Europe, but that was far from worldwide.
Keeping in mind that only daily average of a couple degrees up or down the scale are involved.
The Medieval Warming Period encouraged population growth in Europe, success in agriculture, the building of grand cathedrals, all in a time that was still very difficult, but on the average better than before. As Fagan notes, people of that time still knew of days when there was no food.
Overcrowding in Scandinavia where farmland was at a premium and oldest sons inherited, drove Viking raiders and settlers to Iceland, then Greenland and the Americas. Across the world in the South Seas, Polynesians spread out throughout Oceana.
But while Europe and Pacifica benefitted from comparatively improved conditions, civilizations elsewhere in the world came under stress during that same time period from decades-long droughts caused by shifting air and ocean currents. The Anasazi fell in the American Southwest, the Mayan Empire collapsed, the Mongol incursion into Europe from Asia faltered, established civilizations in South America, Southeast Asia, China, India, and Africa declined and never recovered. Even the Mississippian culture centered on the Cahokia Mounds site in Southern Illinois not far from where I live went into decline for reasons that remain unclear, though drought is a possibility.
Fagan draws from data on ancient climates, subject to constant improvement. From ice borings to tree rings to satellite observation, the data helps him create a continent-by-continent breakdown of the period of the Great Warming, which preceded the Little Ice Age.
The only flaw I can see, and I'm not overly qualified to point out flaws, is in Fagan's use of the infamous Hockey Stick graph. The graph shows a consistent average temperature, notwithstanding the Little Ice Age, until it reaches the 20th century when it soars. The Hockey Stick graph was a controversial factor in Al Gore's man-caused global warmining movie. But others have noted elsewhere that no matter what data you plug into the model you wind up with the same flawed prediction.
Looked at overall, this book definitely makes the reader understand that the Medieval Warming Period was not by any means benign to everyone as you may have once thought.
Benjamin Franklin Takes the Case, Robert Lee Hall. 227pp. (mystery)
This is an outstanding "celebrity-sleuth" mystery set in London during the years Benjamin Franklin was in residence, as agent for the colony of Philadelphia against the heirs of William Penn, seeking to get them to end the exemption of their extensive holdings from taxes needed to support the colony. The legendary master of lightning and electricity, Franklin becomes involved in the death of an old friend, a printer who has called on him for help. When the printer winds up dead, Franklin takes into his home a servant boy who was working for the printer. Thus he saves the boy from the printer's surviving family, as rotten a bunch of people as you could hope for. Franklin procedes to hunt for the murderer, and it takes him not only to the printer's family members, but also to the doors of a variety of Londoners of all stations as he pieces together the reasons for the deed. This book gives a good feel for mid-18th Century London and for the language of the period. Franklin himself is a fascinating individual in fact and, in Hall's hands, as a fictional character as well. Hall produced at least two sequels featuring Franklin. Excellent, quick read.
Issued in 1988, look for it at friends of the library book sales and online at Amazon and similar used book sources.
It's Not Easy Bein' Me, Rodney Dangerfield, 288pp, $13.95 list, $11.16 Amazon. (nonfction)
This quick-reading autobiography was written the year comedian Rodney Dangerfield died at age 82. Dangerfield's
early life was pretty bad...no money, a cold and selfish mother who never showed any warmth for the child, an absent father...he
skates through those chapters pretty fast. I wouldn't want to dwell either. Then he begins talking about his career as a comedian.
"My
wife can't cook at all. I got the only dog that begs for Alka-Seltzer."
He talks about how he developed his Everyman
persona, the guy people can identify with who has everything bad happen to him. "It's not easy being me" became "I don't get
no respect." Both catchphrases worked well for him.
He spent years on the road, left the business for several years
to sell aluminum siding, but returned to comedy at age 35 and confounded everyone by having his career take off, propelled
by his being discovered by television talk show hosts. To stay near home and raise his kids, he opened a New York restaurant,
Dangerfield's, and it thrived.
"I tell you, I can't take it no more. My dog found out we look alike. He killed
himself."
Rodney throws out an assortment of anecdotes about his various movies. There was the memorable role
for Sam Kinnison he wrote into one of his more successful movies, Back to School. In the same movie, there's
a scene in Dean Martin's office when Rodney puts his foot up on the chair and the Dean (Ned Beatty) says "Mr Mellon..." and
Rodney reacts, shifting his foot to the desk. Both actors were in character as ad libbed the scene, actually the result of
Rodney trying to ease the pain from gout in his leg. It stayed in the movie.
Rodney's wife was a Mormon and thoughts
on that inspired My Five Wives, one of his last movies, a comedy with John Byner and Andrew Dice Clay about
a guy who marries into a Mormon sect.
Caddyshack led to Rodney being invited to golf tournaments all
over the country which he turned down...he didn't golf.
Rodney also talks about his experiences, his friends, and the
comedians he helped on the way up like Jim Carrey who did the book's foreword, Roseanne Barr, who did the afterword, Sam Kinnison,
and others.
He writes of his best friend, Joe Ancis, whom he describes as the funniest guy he knew, although Joe had no
interest in performing or performers. Asked what the weather was like outside, Joe said he didn't know. When urged to go out
on the terrace and find out, he replied "No, they'll expect speeches." Another time, the bank teller cashing his check asks
how she knows he's really Joe Ancis. He responds reasonably enough, "How do I know you're really Next Window Please?"
"When
I was a kid I worked tough places -- places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room, Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was
a tough one, Nunzio's. I sat down to eat. On the menu, they had broken leg of lamb."
Rodney Dangerfield writes
honestly, describing a bleak childhood, unapologetic about his drug use, talking about the long slow grind to success in middle
age, and in his final chapters about his illnesses, all while sprinkling jokes throughout so you don't forget who he is. That's
not likely.
Odd Hours, Dean R. Koontz, 368pp, $27 list, $17.82 Amazon. (fiction)
In this fourth entertaining novel in this series, Odd Thomas leaves the monastery where he sought emotional peace so he could deal with the effects of his disturbing psychic talent. But instead of returning to Pico Mundo, a vision of a dreadful red tide instead draws him to a coastal California town. Thomas is armed with humor and innocence, and his talent, that of being able to see the mute spirits of the dead. All of whom want his help, hence the emotional toll.
Accompanied by the ghost of his dog, Boo, and the occasional presence of the ghost of Frank Sinatra, Odd arrives at the town where he feels the threat more than ever, but with no indication of what it is.
The fast-reading book ends with some developments that promise more sequels featuring a character Koontz has obviously come to like. Odd is a great character, the scale of events larger than in past Odd Thomas books, and it's obvious to any reader why the series is such a hit.
Haunted Daytona Beach, Doris "Dusty" Smith, 128pp, $19.99 list, $15.99 Amazon (nonfiction)
A woman who anticipated someday becoming a bride but died young, a peanut vendor still plying his trade in
Jackie Robinson Stadium, the friendly phantom dog named Brownie, the ghost on Memorial Bridge, these and other ghosts and
their stories people the book, Haunted Daytona Beach: A Ghostly Tour of the World's Most Famous Beach. There are
even ghost stories involving, if only peripherally, the well-known gangsters who frequented the area back in the 20's and
30's. including Chicago mob leader Al Capone and the bank-robbing Ma Barker gang,
Author Doris "Dusty" Smith comes
by the stories naturally. She leads haunted tours of Daytona Beach, Florida, and is founder and president of the Daytona Beach
Paranormal Group, Inc. which has investigated many of the locations, including the Ponce de Leon Inlet Lighthouse, haunted
by one of the long-dead keepers.
This is a quick-reading, well-illustrated book with 24 tales.
Ghost
Ship
One of the tales is of a ghost ship. Rumrunner Bill McCoy quit boat-building, a business which had gone
sour, to run booze in from the Bahamas. This proved very profitable, even though McCoy, unlike many, did not water down his
liquor. McCoy became the standard by which booze was measured and imbibers would ask their suppliers, "Is this the real McCoy?"
McCoy
was finally caught by the Coast Guard and died peacefully in 1948. But since then, his beloved ship, the Arethusa, has been
seen on the Tomoka and Halifax Rivers.
There's also the bar across from Pinewood Cemetery that bikers say they want
to come to when they die, and apparently do. They sometimes flush the toilet, something they didn't do much in life. Miss
Bonnie was a little lady with a footstool who stood on it to kiss her towering boyfriend goodnight after every date, until
he was killed in a storm. There's the crypt in the Pinewood Cemetery that was broken into and desecrated by vandals who played
golf with the bones and skull. The skull was never found and the headless ghost of the crypt's occupant is seen, presumably
looking for his missing skull.
Lighthouse Ghosts
I wrote a story for Fate magazine five years ago on the little-reported hauntings at the Ponce de Leon Lighthouse
including that presumably of a former keeper. I included some details from Dusty on an investigation by her Daytona Beach
Paranormal Group. For this book, Dusty has written a more extensive account about the lighthouse and its haunting.
To
Buy the Book
Haunted Daytona Beach is $19.99, a trade softcover published by Haunted America, available at
your bookstore where it can be ordered, or through Amazon and other online bookdealers.
Dusty's site, by the way, can
be visited at www.hauntsofdaytona.com
Lucifer's Hammer, David Niven, Jerry Pournelle, 640pp, $7.99 (fiction)
First published in 1977, Lucifer's Hammer offers a terrific story built around a comet that strikes the earth. The nucleus of the Hamner-Brown Comet breaks up as the ice binding the rocky material together melts off in its pass near the sun. When the massive shrapnel that remains hits the Earth, it triggers all the stored-up sesimic stress around the world, the Pacific ring erupts with volcanic action, dams collapse and flood cities and country, Soviet Russia and Red China exchange missiles, thousand-foot tsunamis from ocean strikes sweep across coastal areas and destroy the major cities of the world, and millions are killed. In fact, very few areas in the United States remain intact, except for a rural section of California where US Senator Arthur Clay Jellison has a ranch that becomes a safe haven.
The major characters include Harvey Randall, the television documentary reporter whose career disappears along with wife and home when the comet hits; Timothy Hamner, the amateur astonomer who witnesses what follows his finding of the comet bearing his name; Harry Newcombe, who doesn't abandon his mail route, even with the end of the world; Dr. Dan Forrester of the Jet Propulsion Lab, who arrives late on the scene to become Jellison's Merlin; General John Baker who witnesses the comet strike from space and brings his partner and two Soviet cosmonauts back to Jellison's ranch, just in time for war; and the Reverend Henry Armitage, who leads a crusade by a homicidal mob of cannibals to whom he offers absolution as long as they help him rid the world of the remnants of civilization and bring on the end times. The one image that stuck with me from when I first read the book a few decades ago is of a young surfer who finds himself riding a thousand-foot wave across downtown Los Angeles as other surfers drop off beside him, leaving him alone, aching from fatigue thinking that he might make it when he slams into a building taller then the wave.
This is an outstanding story, a well-executed novel aimed at a mainstream readership with multiple storylines, and an eloquent appeal for a space program that will ensure the survival of the human race, come what may.
The Wheel of Darkness, Douglas Preston, Lincoln Childs, 528pp, $7.99 (fiction)
Monks at a Tibetan monastery so remote it has been overlooked by the Chinese ask visiting students, FBI trouble-shooter Aloysius Pendergast and his ward, Constance, to retrieve a stolen object.
They reluctantly explain that it is an object of ultimate evil, too dangerous to look at, not to be unveiled until the end time. Pendergast has to find an object they are unable to describe. They do know who took it: a recent refugee from a failed mountain-climbing expedition. Pendergast takes up the trail which puts Constance and him aboard an ocean liner making its maiden voyage across the Atlantic.
Pendergast is a terrific charcter, white-haired, aloof, independently wealthy, with qualities of insight reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes. He's been prominently featured in a number of Preston and Childs novels, notably the Diogenes trilogy which pitted him against his evil brother and immediately preceded this latest book. The books, I might add, are related but are designed to stand-alone.
The ocean liner remains the setting for most of the story. The task is simple: identify the person in possession of the object and retrieve it. The possessor killed the original thief and now he is leaving bodies in his wake (literally and figuratively) on the ocean cruise. The tension heightens as the short-handed crew tries to handle an emergency they are not equipped for and the 4,000 passengers become panicky.
Preston and Childs, who began their collaboration with the monster story Relic (filmed with Penelope Ann Miller and Tom Sizemore), have added another fine thriller to their collection. I have been a fan since Relic, in which a monster created by a gene-altering drug from South American jungles, is prowling a major New York museum.
Since that novel, the authors have written a series of thrillers that have flirted more subtly with ever-present supernatural elements. Actually, this latest entry has the strongest use of the supernatural they've had in awhile, although it still does not overwhelm the story (for those who prefer their thrillers straight-up).
This is quite a page-turner...I stayed up late to finish it. But then I always do with Preston and Childs' books.
Tyrannosaur Canyon, Douglas Preston, 363pp, $24.95 list for hardcover, $5.99 Amazon. (fiction)
This new thriller is from Douglas Preston, half of my favorite writing team of Preston and Childs, authors of Relic, Reliquary, and the Pendergast/Diogenes Trilogy.
Apollo Astronauts Gene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt pick up a rock in a crater during the last manned mission to the lunar surface and decades later, it factors into a drama played out in the desert of the Southwest.
From a high perch, a sniper kills a prospector leading his donkey across the desert. Tom Broadbent, drawn by the sound of the gunshot as he's out riding, is asked by the dying prospector to give his daughter his book. The prospector dies, unidentified, with no time to tell Broadbent who his daughter is, or why he was shot.
When Broadbent brings back the cops, there's no body, no donkey. And now the sniper is looking for him, trying to fulfill the mission given him by his patron. Along the way, a secret government agency becomes involved.
With the cops suspicious of Broadbent who has withheld the book, filled with sets of numbers, Broadbent and his wife ally themselves with a monk in their mission, and despite several major twists and shifts, uncover the greatest scientific discovery of all time.
I hesitate to give too many more details about this novel. You would not thank me.
This is an excellent read and typical of what I've come to expect from Preston and Childs, whether writing together or individually.
Joey Green's Fix-It Magic, Joey Green, 403pp. $17.05 new. (reference)
I confess I'm a sucker for reference books that I buy and never use. My girlfriend has been instructed to call me every once in awhile and remind me to check my reference books because I paid a bundle for them. This one I've been going through frequently since I got it a couple days ago from the book club because it has some interesting information.
The book offers 1,971 household solutions using brand-name products in easy to digest bite-size nuggets.
** Drop a raw egg on the floor? Just pour a heap of Morton Salt from the box onto it, let sit for one minute, then sweep away.
** Pour Coca Cola on joined pieces of pipe which have rusted together. The phosphoric acid in the Coke will eat at the rust and allow you to separate them.
** To clean a scratch from the glass face of your wristwatch, put a few drops of Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer, the soapless, antribacterial hand sanitizer, and buff.
These and a huge collection of other tips address problems that pop up with barbeques, bathtubs, books, box springs and mattresses, cats and dogs, clothing, eyeglasses, houseplants, lawns, mirrors, odors, silverware, tile, walls, and much more. Even listing all the categories would take up too much space.
On the other hand, the Index lists the products, then has sublistings of what it is used for ("stains," "small aplliances," etc.) with the page number where you can find the reference. Some have subcategories like "for cleaning" under the product Bounce, then listings under that of what they can be used to clean. The book is nicely organized.
The approach is how to use what you have on hand to solve a problem on-site as it arises.
Green has been down this path before, writing other similar books, showing Rose O'Donnell how to mousse her hair with Jell-o, getting Katie Couric to drop her diamond engagment ring in Efferdent, and polishing furniture with Spam on NBC Dateline. He's a prolific writer though, who has turned out more than 40 books on many subjects. He has a website at http://www.wackyuses.com/.
A fascinating book. Not one you read from cover to cover, but one you jump around in. Keep it at hand so you go back to it once in awhile. You will find something you can use.
You can buy new, but check Amazon first for...even the new price is lower than the list price and marked-down used copies are even cheaper.




